Witty Relationship Memes For Jaded Baddies Who are Chronically Single

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Mar 31, 2023 5:00 PM EDT

Once you reach a certain age, schmoozing for dudes at the club every weekend becomes exhausting. How is it that in a city of millions, every 'single' man at the bar is a copy/paste of the last red flag you dated? It seems like Chad, Jackson, and Brandon are the only names that parents gave their sons in the 90's and it's starting to show– big time. Regardless of the reason why you're chronically single, it's certainly not because you're the problem. The real issue is that guys are wearing the same ripped jeans, tribal polo tee, and hair-gel combo that you saw ten years ago and it's frankly a bit cringe. Maybe it's time to start trying to pick up men at the grocery store because at least some of those men are zaddy material.

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    Hair - Sometimes a 'hello' can be the beginning of another 3 years of therapy so I don't even reply @sweetpsych0
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    Smile - "hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear tell you somethin you might like to hear" Masi
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    Purple - when he look at u like this and u gotta reevaluate your life your future and your pants
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    Font - Me looking for my self respect after i texted my ex and they ignored me پہلا
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    Clothing - Sigmund Freud if he came back and knew the amount of boyfriends that are now called daddy
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    Forehead - If we "talk" you ain't single. We in a pending relationship. You in the cart. @sweet psycho
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    Food - What I feel like when I shower, wash my hair, shave, do a mask, AND put lotion on my body:
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    Forehead - Him: "you're the only girl I talk to" Me: VHM
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    Hair - me acting shocked after i ruin my own happiness through the same self destructive behaviors ive been repeating my whole life
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    Facial expression - When they reply in .01 seconds but all of a sudden they dont text back for 3 hours ge
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    Dog - When you cuddle yourself cause you're a strong independent woman who don't need no man. Chumor_me_pink
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    Product - *over analyzes situation *immediately overreacts *everything turns out fine Me: @introverted.souls @thedryginger Oh dear, I do wish I hadn't cried so much.
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    Tableware - Me, once again disappointed by men, but not surprised
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    Smile - When you see a straight guys bulge in basketball shorts but you gotta hold back 195
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    Smile - good morning everyone.. remember, if they wanted you, you wouldn't be single right now so just move on NA HORA
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